The Christmas season brings us several small joys- turtleneck sweaters layered under waxed jackets, bold cabernets, and the crackle of the fireplace. But then we have the moments that make us want to scream louder than Kevin McCallister after applying aftershave. The drained bank accounts, awkward family interactions, endless holiday parties, and overwhelming waistlines can become a bit overwhelming. Luckily, this is just the cure.